Where's Axl?

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Aw, Ain't That Fresh?
Tommy Hilfiger was back at the CFDA Awards in New York, paying homage to his favorite band.

Meanwhile, Axl was given the "Britney Spears Best Use of Cheap Hair Extensions Woven by Kids in Bolivia Out of Old Goat Fibers" award in recognition for personally keeping all those children employed at a reasonable 2 cents per day.

In his acceptance speech, Axl threw a drink into the crowd, screamed "How's that for Chinese democracy, motherfuckers!", then curled up in a ball and cried.

His hair, it should be noted, never moved, except to high-five presenter David Blaine, who then died.

[Source: http://www.style.com/peopleparties/parties/scoop/060406CFDA]
[Photo courtesy of: http://www.gawker.com/news/fashion/the-omen-cfda-awards-178643.php]

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