I Want a New Drug
Axl has been outed. No, not that kind of outing, though I'm sure it crossed Tommy Hilfiger's mind more than once.

According to band Sex Action, who were on the Gn'R bill in Hungary, Axl can't do more than one song without the aid of an oxygen tank.

Which means he's sucking O2 during all those ridiculously paced guitar solos.

This would also explain his impending move to NYC. Because, in addition to giving Page Six a complete hard-on, Axl will have unlimited access to the Jersey shore, which boasts a plethora of classy O2 bars on their boardwalks right next to the monkey bread stands, the surf malls that sell airbrushed tees, and acne-faced pre-teens working up a sweat to Dance Dance Revolution.

[Sources: http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=18219
and http://www.pestiside.hu/archives/axl_roses_offstage_oxygen_tent_outed_by_sex_action_singer002399.php]
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